Grab a megaphone, neck a can of cider, and scribble weak puns on a bed sheet. It’s march time!
But hang on. Does marching through London make a blind bit of difference to the climate?
We toddle along with a microphone to find out.
Also this week: more coal cronies, cross carbon-capturers, and cooing over Caroline.
Sustainababble is your weekly comedy podcast about politics, prattle and the planet. Out Mondays.
Music by Dicky Moore from Bearcraft and Dream Themes.