Everybody’s going football-crazy, football-mad. But will the planet make it out of the group stages? We look at some spectacular eco-guff from UEFA and ask whether the beautiful game has a dirty underbelly.

We heap praise on a cricketer standing up to the creamery, and Ol gets his head around a series of very large numbers.

All this, and why have Norway banned cars? And what’s sebum?

Sustainababble is your weekly comedy podcast about politics, prattle and the planet. Out Mondays.

Music by Dicky Moore from Bearcraft and Dream Themes.

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