Are children an unjustifiable burden on the planet, as well as noisy and financially ruinous? And why on earth are Ol and Dave talking about them all of a sudden?
Also this week, the triumphant return of Boaty McBoatface and a new section dedicated to that nice Mr Trump.
Sustainababble is your weekly comedy podcast about politics, prattle and the planet.
Music by Dicky Moore from Bearcraft and Dream Themes.