Lewis Hamilton’s jacked in the meat and dairy cos he’s scared about the planet. We applaud, then ask: hang on, you drive pointless belchy cars for a living, don’t you?

In other news, say eh-oh to a magic bucket that will make it easier than ever to lob litter out of your car, and the offshore wind that’s so cheap it’s surprised even miseryguts greenies.

Plus: why using a plastic bag in Kenya may now land you in the clink.

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